Subtly Hilarious UFO Report Out of Denton

• When: May 2nd, 2013
• Where: Denton (near Flower Mound in the Dallas area)
• What: Bright red, yellow and orange object

A Dallas area resident spotted a very obvious object in the sky - brighter and bigger than a typical star. It also was a mix of red, yellow, and orange. Could this have been a satellite or perhaps a shooting star that only appeared stationary? No word on whether this object simply hovered or exhibited other behavior.

The best line from this report? "I've seen a lot of UFOs in my time, so I just went back in the house."

Read the full MUFON report right here:

Bigger and brighter than a normal star.

Got out of my car and saw this object in the sky. I live within 1-2 miles of a fema installation. The object was bright red, yellow, orange. Ive seen a lot of UFOs in my time so I just went back in the house.